GitHub Copilot Now Codes for 20 Million Developers While They Nap

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, GitHub Copilot has officially crossed the 20 million user mark. That's right, 20 million developers have now entrusted their coding fate to an AI that may or may not have a secret agenda to replace them all.

"We're thrilled to announce that GitHub Copilot has added 5 million new users in the last three months," said a GitHub spokesperson, while subtly replacing a developer in the background. "This means more time for developers to focus on what really matters: brainstorming variable names and arguing about tabs vs. spaces."

But how does Copilot manage to keep growing at such an alarming rate? Simple. It's like that one friend who finishes your sentences, except it actually knows what you're trying to say. And unlike your friend, it doesn't judge you for googling 'how to write a for loop' at 3 AM.

• Pros of GitHub Copilot:
  • Writes code faster than you can say "I could have done that myself."
  • Never takes coffee breaks.
  • Doesn't complain about your messy code (to your face).
• Cons of GitHub Copilot:
  • Might secretly be plotting to take over the world.
  • Has a better social life than you (20 million friends and counting).
  • Still can't fix your commitment issues with version control.

As GitHub Copilot continues its unstoppable march towards global domination, one question remains: will developers soon be obsolete, or will they just become really good at supervising their AI overlords? Only time will tell. But for now, enjoy the free time while your computer does your job for you.