Abstract Ventures
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on abstract ventures.
AI
Nov 6, 2025Subtle Computing's 'Noise-Canceling' Tech Promises to Save Your Marriage During Loud Zoom Calls
Subtle Computing's $6M voice-isolation tech promises to cut through noise, but will it save your Zoom calls or just add to the chaos? Read our satirical take.
AI
Apr 7, 2025Krea's $83M Miracle: Finally, An AI That Can Draw A Straight Line (Maybe)
In a world where generative AI can do everything except decide what to have for lunch, Krea has boldly stepped forward with a solution to a problem no one knew they had: too ma...