Adani

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Feb 17, 2026

Adani Pledges $100 Billion to Build AI Data Centers That Will Definitely Not Consume All of India's Electricity

Gautam Adani's $100 billion AI data center plan promises to power India's AI dreams—if it doesn't black out the entire subcontinent first. A satirical take on tech ambition gone wild.

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