Agentic Commerce
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on agentic commerce.
Meta Buys Moltbook: Now Your Ads Will Literally Follow You to the Bathroom
Meta's acquisition of Moltbook promises an AI-driven future where ads predict your needs before you do. Satirical take on privacy, commerce, and digital gremlins.
Amazon's Shop Direct: The Ultimate Trojan Horse or Just a Desperate Cry for Help in the Retail Jungle?
Amazon's Shop Direct program expansion sends customers to other retailers' sites in a satirical twist of irony and absurdism. Discover the hilarious truths behind this retail Trojan horse in our witty tech news parody.
Mark Zuckerberg Vows 2026 Will Be the Year Your Toaster Becomes a Supergenius (and Maybe Sells You Socks)
Mark Zuckerberg's 2026 AI plans promise super-smart assistants that might just sell you socks while judging your life choices. A satirical take on tech's latest buzz.
Google's AI Shopping Now Just Calls Random Stores, Asks Absurd Questions, and Probably Orders a Pigeon
Google's AI shopping update brings absurd conversations, autonomous checkouts, and hilarious store calls. Read how tech saves time by wasting it in style!
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...