Agi
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on agi.
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Nov 13, 2025Google's SIMA 2 Agent: Now Reasoning Its Way to Your Coffee Machine with Gemini's 'Flawless' Logic
Discover how Google's SIMA 2 agent uses Gemini to reason in virtual worlds, with hilarious exaggerations and ironic twists on AI's self-improving antics.
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Apr 2, 2025DeepMind’s 145-page Lullaby to AGI Skeptics: 'Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the AI Bite'
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Google DeepMind has released a 145-page magnum opus on how they plan to keep Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) from turning us all int...
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Mar 19, 2025AI Overlords Serve Dessert, Silicon Valley Serves Silence
In a recent, highly exclusive dinner among Silicon Valley's elite, where the air was as thick with tension as it was with the aroma of overpriced organic kale salads, a journalist dared to...