Ai Compute Capacity
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ai compute capacity.
AI
Feb 20, 2026UAE's G42 and Cerebras Team Up to Deploy 8 Exaflops in India: Because Someone Needs to Solve the Mystery of 'Reply All' Emails
G42 and Cerebras deploy 8 exaflops in India, promising to solve everything from AI to Wi-Fi drops in this satirical tech take. Because who needs sanity when you have compute power?
AI
Nov 3, 2025Microsoft's $9.7B AI Deal with IREN: Because Cloud Capacity Isn't Just for Rain Anymore
Microsoft's $9.7B AI cloud deal with IREN promises a smarter future, but is it just tech's latest expensive joke? Dive into the satire of GPUs, deployment delays, and AI ambitions.