Ai Hardware
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ai hardware.
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Dec 5, 2025Meta Acquires Limitless: Because Your Thoughts Weren't Creepy Enough Already
Meta acquires AI startup Limitless in a deal that promises to make your thoughts the next big data frontier. Satirical look at corporate mind-reading tech.
AI
Sep 30, 2025Cerebras Systems' IPO: The Eternal Wait for the World's Biggest Slice of Silicon Pie
Cerebras Systems delays IPO again, raises $1.1B in a satirical tech tale of regulatory woes and oversized chips that'll make you laugh and question everything.
AI
Apr 2, 2025Parasail Claims Its GPU Fleet is So Big, Even Oracle's Cloud is Blushing
In a world where cloud infrastructure is as crowded as a Black Friday sale at a tech store, Parasail has decided to drop a bombshell that's louder than your neighbor's blender at 3...