Ai Image Generation
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ai image generation.
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Dec 16, 2025Adobe Firefly's 'Mind-Reading' Video Editor Now Understands Your Vague Desires, Adds AI Models That Might Replace Your Job
Adobe Firefly's latest update introduces 'mind-reading' prompt-based video editing and new AI models, promising to automate creativity while sparking existential dread among editors.
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Dec 1, 2025Black Forest Labs Raises $300M: Tech Giants Throw Money at 'AI That Remembers Where You Put Your Keys'
Black Forest Labs raises $300M at a $3.25B valuation for AI that remembers everything, in a satirical take on tech funding frenzy and absurd startup ideas.