Ai Infrastructure
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ai infrastructure.
Amazon and Google's AI Spending Spree: The Ultimate Battle for Who Can Burn Money Fastest
Amazon and Google are spending $385 billion on AI in a hilarious corporate showdown. Discover the absurd truth behind the AI capex race and what they're really competing for in this satirical tech exposé.
Elon Musk's Orbital Data Centers: Because Earth's Servers Just Aren't Extraterrestrial Enough
Elon Musk plans orbital AI data centers in space, promising zero latency and infinite cooling. Satirical take on tech's wildest ambitions.
Nvidia's Rubin Chip Architecture: The Latest Silicon That Will Make Your Old GPU Cry
Nvidia's new Rubin chip architecture promises AI so smart it can write sonnets and bankrupt you. Read our satirical take on the latest silicon sensation that will make your old GPU cry.
Vibe Coding's Backend Boss: How Supabase's CEO 'Suffered' to a $5B Empire
Discover how Supabase's CEO turned 'painful' decisions into a $5B vibe-coding empire, from coffee crises to investor insanity in this hilarious tech satire.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Anthropic's $50 Billion Data Center Plan: Because Why Not Spend a Small Country's GDP on Server Farms?
Anthropic's $50 billion data center plan with Fluidstack is hilariously exaggerated in this satirical take on tech news, featuring absurd economics and environmental irony.
Meta and Arm Team Up: Because Your Toaster Needs an AI-Powered Midlife Crisis
Meta and Arm join forces in a hilarious AI partnership that promises smarter algorithms and absurd tech outcomes. Read this satirical take on Silicon Valley's latest hype.
Anthropic's New CTO Plans to Build AI Infrastructure So Robust It Might Achieve Sentience and Apply for Its Own Job
Anthropic's latest CTO hire promises AI infrastructure so advanced it might outsmart its creators, blending team synergy with absurd tech buzzwords for a laugh.
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy Declares AI Investment or Die Trying - A Satirical Survival Guide
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy has boldly declared that companies must invest "aggressively" in AI or risk becoming as releva...
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...