Ai Models
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on ai models.
Mirai's $10 Million 'Fix': Co-founders of Reface and Prisma Unite to Make Your Phone Smarter Than You—Because That's What We All Wanted
Discover the hilarious truth behind Mirai's $10 million seed round as Reface and Prisma co-founders aim to make your device smarter than you—with a dash of satire on AI tech buzz.
Cohere's 'Tiny Aya' AI Now Speaks 70+ Languages, But Still Can't Order a Decent Coffee
Cohere's Tiny Aya AI models boast support for over 70 languages, but our satirical take reveals the hilarious absurdities of multilingual tech that still can't handle basic human quirks.
Meta's New AI Model Promises to Finally Understand What Your Cat Videos Mean by 2026 (Maybe)
Meta's 2026 AI model promises to understand images and videos, from coding bugs to cat memes, in a satirical take on tech hype and absurd possibilities.
Nvidia's Latest Power Grab: Buying Slurm's Creator and Releasing 'Open' AI Models That Are Only Slightly More Open Than Your Grandma's Secret Recipe
Nvidia acquires Slurm's creator SchedMD and releases Nemotron 3 AI models in a satirical take on tech's 'open source' hypocrisy. Read this witty critique of corporate power grabs disguised as community-friendly moves.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Mirelo Raises $41M Because AI Videos Are Too Quiet, Investors Apparently Can't Find the Volume Button
Mirelo raises $41M to solve AI video's 'silent problem' with satirical tech humor. Discover why investors are funding sound effects while the world burns.
Mistral AI's Devstral 2: The Coding Model That Writes Code While Judging Your Life Choices
Mistral AI's Devstral 2 coding model writes your code while critiquing your life choices. Discover why this French AI startup thinks existential dread is the next big thing in developer tools.
Nvidia Invests $1B in Poolside AI: Because What's Better Than a Dip in Liquid Intelligence?
Nvidia's $1B investment in Poolside AI brings humor to tech, blending AI with poolside fun. Read this satirical take on liquid intelligence and absurd innovations.
Google Veo 3.1: Now Your Videos Can Talk Back, And They're Judging You
Google Veo 3.1 adds audio to AI video editing, turning your clips into surreal, voice-filled adventures. Read our hilarious take on this tech update!
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century
In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use?<...