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Jan 22, 2026

Inferact's $150M 'Seed Round' Plants Money Tree That's Already Worth $800M in Fantasy Valuation Forest

Inferact's $150M seed round for vLLM sparks satire on Silicon Valley's absurd valuations and buzzword-driven funding, with humor on AI startups and venture capital follies.

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