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Dec 19, 2025Cursor Buys Graphite: Another AI Acquisition So You Don't Have to Talk to Your Coworkers
Cursor buys Graphite in a satirical tech takeover: AI tools merge so developers can avoid human interaction. Read our hilarious take on this $290 million deal.
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Apr 18, 2025OpenAI's Shopping Spree: Why Buy Windsurf for $3B When You Could Just Steal Cursor and Call It a Day?
In a move that has left the tech world scratching its collective head, OpenAI has decided to drop a cool $3 billion on Windsurf, an AI coding company that, let's be honest, most of us had never hea...