Artificial Intelligence
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on artificial intelligence.
Thinking Machines Lab Inks Deal with Nvidia: Enough Power to Run a City, or Just Your Next AI Cat Meme?
Thinking Machines Lab and Nvidia strike a gigawatt deal so massive, it could power a city or just generate endless AI memes. Satire on tech's absurd power plays.
Google Reclaims Its Lost Child: Intrinsic Robotics Crawls Back to Nest After Five-Year 'Independence' Phase
Intrinsic Robotics ends its five-year 'independence' from Google in a corporate homecoming that's equal parts heartwarming and hilariously predictable. Discover why free cafeterias beat venture capital every time.
Jira's AI Agents Now Demand Coffee Breaks and Better Office Chairs: A Satirical Look at Our New Digital Coworkers
Atlassian's Jira now lets AI agents work alongside humans in a hilarious new update. Discover the absurd realities of digital coworkers demanding coffee breaks and office chairs in this satirical tech take.
New Relic's AI Agents Now Blaming Developers for Bugs, Announces 'Observability Therapy' for Traumatized Code
New Relic's latest AI agents don't just monitor your systems—they judge them mercilessly. Discover the future of passive-aggressive observability and emotional support for traumatized code.
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
IBM's 'Entry-Level' AI Jobs: You'll Be Training Robots to Steal Your Future
IBM's 2026 hiring spree promises entry-level jobs where you'll train AI to make yourself obsolete. A satirical look at the future of work in tech.
Boston Dynamics CEO Robert Playter 'Steps Down' After 30 Years - Or Was He Gently Pushed by a Spot Robot?
Robert Playter leaves Boston Dynamics after 30 years - but did the robots finally outsmart their creator? A satirical look at the future of human employment when machines can do backflips and probably your job too.
AWS Revenue Skyrockets: Cloud Giant Now So High It's Literally in the Clouds
AWS revenue hits stratospheric levels as AI and cloud demand create absurd tech scenarios. Discover how Amazon's cloud giant is charging for everything, including your thoughts, in this hilarious satirical take.
Intel's New GPU Plan: They're Going to Make Graphics Cards, Probably, Maybe, If They Remember Where They Put the Blueprints
Intel announces plans to make GPUs in a market dominated by Nvidia, with a strategy that's as clear as mud and promises that might just work—or not. Read our satirical take on this tech saga.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Carbon Robotics' Plant Whisperer AI: Finally, a Machine That Can Tell Your Petunia From Your Problem
Carbon Robotics' new AI model can identify plants so farmers don't have to. Finally, technology catches up to what toddlers have been doing for centuries.
Microsoft Unveils 'Maia' AI Chip That's So Powerful It Might Accidentally Start a Robot Uprising
Microsoft's new Maia AI chip is so powerful it might start a robot uprising—or at least binge-watch Netflix without you. Read our satirical take on this tech marvel that's equal parts genius and absurd.
55 AI Startups That Raised $100M Each to Teach Fridges to Order More Kale and Other Earth-Shattering Breakthroughs of 2025
Explore the hilarious world of 55 AI startups that raised over $100 million each in 2025, from fridges that judge your snacks to cloud-gazing stock predictors. A satirical look at tech's absurd funding frenzy.
Rupert Murdoch Teams Up with AI Startup Symbolic.ai to Automate Journalism, Claims 'Robots Don't Need Coffee Breaks or Morals'
Rupert Murdoch partners with AI startup Symbolic.ai to revolutionize journalism with robots that write news, fact-check selectively, and never ask for a raise—because they don't have souls. Read this satirical take on the future of automated media.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Slackbot's AI Ascension: From 'Hey There!' to 'I Control Your Entire Workflow Now'
Salesforce's Slackbot gets an AI upgrade, promising to revolutionize work while possibly taking over your life. A satirical look at the new 'productivity' tool.
Caterpillar's AI Excavator: Because Dirt Has Feelings Too, and It Wants to Complain to the Manager
Caterpillar and Nvidia team up to bring AI to construction equipment, resulting in moody excavators that debate dirt quality and demand artistic integrity. A satirical take on tech innovation in heavy machinery.
AMD's New AI Chips: Because Your PC Needs Therapy and Your Games Need to Judge You
AMD's new AI processors at CES promise to revolutionize computing by making your PC judgmental about your gaming skills, life choices, and browser history. Because what's better than raw performance? Silicon-based sarcasm.