Asml
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on asml.
AI
Jan 28, 2026AI Infrastructure Boom: Chipmakers Now Building Data Centers So Powerful They Might Accidentally Solve Climate Change
Chipmakers are investing billions in AI infrastructure so advanced it might accidentally solve unrelated problems. Our satirical look at the silicon arms race where data centers get their own zip codes and AIs develop meaningful relationships with data.
AI
Dec 7, 2025Pat Gelsinger's Federal Rescue Mission: Saving Moore's Law with Taxpayer Dollars and a Dash of Silicon Dreams
Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger's hilarious federal crusade to revive Moore's Law with taxpayer dollars, featuring absurd timelines, ironic partnerships, and satirical tech dreams.