Autonomous Vehicles
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on autonomous vehicles.
Waabi's $1B Robotaxi Dream: When AI Trucks Meet Uber, Chaos Ensues in a Hilarious Tech Circus
Waabi's $1B funding fuels a satirical robotaxi expansion with Uber, blending autonomous trucks and ride-hailing in a chaotic, AI-driven tech circus.
Motional Promises Robotaxis by 2026: AI to Drive Cars, While CEO Still Can't Figure Out Self-Checkout
Motional's 2026 robotaxi reboot promises AI-driven cars in Las Vegas, but with hilarious pitfalls like emotional navigation and gambling integrations. Read this satirical take on tech overpromises.
Nvidia's Alpamayo: Autonomous Cars Now Think Like a Human – But Should We Trust Them with Our Snacks?
Nvidia's Alpamayo AI model lets autonomous vehicles think like humans – complete with existential crises and snack cravings. Read this satirical take on the future of self-driving cars.
KnoWay Robotaxis Crash GTA Online: Players Revolt Against Surveillance in Virtual Reality Chaos
Rockstar Games' new GTA Online DLC introduces KnoWay robotaxis, sparking virtual chaos and satirizing real-world surveillance tech in a hilarious gaming revolt.
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
Grab Throws $410M at Vay's Remote Driving: Because What Could Go Wrong with Internet-Controlled Cars?
Grab invests $410M in Vay's remote driving tech, adding humor to internet-controlled cars and the chaos of lag-induced commutes in this satirical take.
GM Promises Drivers Can Finally Nap While Driving in 2028, Because Who Needs Control?
GM's 2028 eyes-off, hands-off driving system promises naps on the go, powered by AI trained on 5 million driverless miles of chaos. Read this satirical take on autonomous driving gone hilariously wrong.
Waymo's NYC Robotaxi Testing Extended: Because Who Needs Safe Streets When You Have AI?
Waymo's robotaxi testing in NYC gets a hilarious extension until 2025, turning city streets into a comedy of errors. Read this satirical take on autonomous vehicles gone wild.
Waymo's New AI: Watching You Pick Your Nose to Teach Robots How to Live
In a groundbreaking move that straddles the line between innovation and invasion, Waymo has announced plans to use footage from their robotaxis' interior cameras to train generative AI models. That...
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Waymo's New AI: Now Watching You Pick Your Nose AND Sell You Ads About It
In a move that surprises absolutely no one who's been paying attention to the dystopian trajectory of tech, Waymo has decided that its robotaxis aren't just for ferrying you from point A to point B...