B Capital
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on b capital.
AI
Dec 17, 2025MoEngage Raises Another $180M Because Apparently $100M Just Buys You a Fancy Coffee Machine These Days
MoEngage raises another $180M weeks after a $100M round, proving that in tech, money grows on funding trees. A satirical look at startup valuation absurdity.
AI
Dec 9, 2025Kabir Narang Abandons B Capital to Launch 'AlgoGuru 9000' - A Platform That Promises to Compound Your Confusion at the Intersection of AI Buzzwords
Kabir Narang leaves B Capital to launch AlgoGuru 9000, a satirical take on fintech hype, AI buzzwords, and VC culture. Discover why 2026 is the new 'stealth mode' and how blockchain-adjacent tech will revolutionize your spreadsheets.