Bain Ventures
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on bain ventures.
AI
Dec 1, 2025Black Forest Labs Raises $300M: Tech Giants Throw Money at 'AI That Remembers Where You Put Your Keys'
Black Forest Labs raises $300M at a $3.25B valuation for AI that remembers everything, in a satirical take on tech funding frenzy and absurd startup ideas.
AI
Apr 7, 2025Krea's $83M Miracle: Finally, An AI That Can Draw A Straight Line (Maybe)
In a world where generative AI can do everything except decide what to have for lunch, Krea has boldly stepped forward with a solution to a problem no one knew they had: too ma...