Batteries
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on batteries.
Google
Feb 26, 2026Google Spends $1B on Battery That Can Power Your Smartphone For An Entire Weekend (Theoretically)
Google drops $1B on a battery that lasts 100 hours. Is it a renewable energy breakthrough or just a really big power bank? Our satirical take on the tech deal of the decade.
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Sep 16, 2025Fourth Power's Thermal Batteries: The Sci-Fi Dream That's Cheaper Than Your Gas Bill and Twice as Absurd
Discover the hilarious and absurd world of Fourth Power's thermal batteries, promising cheaper energy than natural gas in this satirical tech take.