Battery Storage
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on battery storage.
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Oct 8, 2025Base Power's $1B Battery Boondoggle Promises to Turn Your Home Into a Power-Hungry Beast
Base Power's $1B funding to deploy home batteries everywhere is satirized in this hilarious take on energy tech, featuring exaggerated risks and absurd benefits that will leave you laughing and questioning your power choices.
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Sep 26, 2025From Ashes to Amps: Battery Startup's Founder Returns to 'Finish What He Started' – This Time With More Duct Tape
Discover the hilarious comeback of a battery startup founder who's back after bankruptcy, promising to avoid past mistakes with a new venture, Anode Technology Company.
AI
Mar 20, 2025Microsoft's Solar-Powered AI Data Centers: Because the Sun Never Crashes
In a groundbreaking move that has left the tech world both dazzled and slightly sunburned, Microsoft has announced its latest venture into renewable energy. The tech giant has signed a cosmic deal ...