Battery Ventures
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on battery ventures.
AI
Nov 10, 2025Amanda Kahlow's 1mind AI Raises $30M to Replace Humans with Emotionless Sales Bots: Finally, No More Awkward Small Talk!
Amanda Kahlow's 1mind AI startup raises $30M to replace human sales teams with emotionless bots, promising efficiency but delivering absurdity in the tech world.
AI
Oct 15, 2025Liberate's AI Bags $50M to Automate Insurance Back Offices, Because Humans Were Too Busy Crying Over Claims
Satirical take on Liberate's $50M AI funding for insurance automation, highlighting the absurdities of robots handling claims and sales with zero empathy.