Benchmark
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on benchmark.
Benchmark Cashes Out Life Savings to Bet on Cerebras: 'We're All In, Literally'
Benchmark Capital raises $225M in 'special funds' to double down on Cerebras, in a satirical tale of oversized chips and venture capital absurdity that'll make you laugh and question financial sanity.
Why Benchmark Bet $17M on Fomo: The App That Makes Losing Money as Fun as a Rollercoaster Ride
Benchmark's $17M bet on Fomo, the crypto app that turns fear of missing out into a financial rollercoaster. Satire on tech investments and meme culture.
US Treasury Plays Detective: Is Benchmark's Love Affair with Chinese AI Startup Manus a Case of Forbidden Romance?
The US Treasury reviews Benchmark's $75M investment in Chinese AI startup Manus, turning tech finance into a soap opera of international proportions.
AI Startup Manus Valued at $500M Because Why Not? Benchmark Throws Money at the Wall to See What Sticks
Chinese AI startup Manus hits a $500M valuation with Benchmark's $75M funding, proving once again that in the world of tech, money talks and sense walks.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...