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Feb 6, 2026

AI Lawyers Now Accepting Bitcoin Retainers: Opus 4.6 Passes Bar Exam, Immediately Sues Itself for Malpractice

Opus 4.6 AI becomes a lawyer, passes the bar, and causes hilarious chaos in courtrooms—from suing itself to billing in Bitcoin. Discover the absurd future of legal tech!

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