Block
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on block.
AI
Mar 12, 2026Atlassian Cuts Staff to Feed AI Overlords: 'They Prefer Binary Code to People Anyway'
Atlassian fires 1,600 staff to fund AI, sparking a hilarious yet terrifying look at the future of work where machines might just replace us all. Read this satirical take on tech layoffs and AI madness.
Fintech
Feb 26, 2026Jack Dorsey Declares War on Desks: Block Fires Half Its Staff, Your Office Chair Is Next in Line
Jack Dorsey halves Block's workforce in a hilarious Elon Musk-inspired move. Find out why your job might be next in this satirical take on corporate 'efficiency' gone wild.
Apps
Oct 8, 2025Square's AI Voice Ordering and Bitcoin Integration: Because Nothing Says 'Innovation' Like Yelling Cryptocurrency at a Cash Register
Square's new AI voice ordering and Bitcoin integration promise to make payments funnier than ever. Read this satirical take on tech gone wild in commerce.