Blockchain
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on blockchain.
Fintech
Feb 25, 2026Crypto's Midlife Crisis: Tether's Suspicious Briefcase, Stripe's 'Stable'coin Gambit, and the GENIUS Act Explained (Because Congress Needs a New Acronym)
Explore crypto's hilarious attempt at adulthood with Tether's shady reserves, Stripe's comeback, and Congress's GENIUS Act in this satirical take on blockchain chaos.
Crypto
Dec 23, 2025Crypto Hackers Pocket $2.7B in 2025, Achieve 'Most Theft Ever' Hat-Trick in Digital Currency Heist Olympics
Crypto hackers break theft records again in 2025, stealing $2.7B in a hilarious display of digital incompetence and irony. Read our satirical take on the never-ending heist saga.
Crypto
Apr 3, 2025Blockchain to the Rescue: Web3 Startup Promises to End Tariff Wars With Magic Internet Money
In a world where tariffs are as confusing as a IKEA manual, a plucky web3 startup has boldly claimed it can solve all our problems with the one thing we all trust implicitly: b...