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Jan 8, 2026

Ford's New AI Assistant Thinks Your Driving Sucks, BlueCruise Now 30% Cheaper Because It Just Yells 'BRAKE!'

Ford's new AI assistant critiques your driving while their budget BlueCruise technology relies on hope and yelling 'BRAKE!' Discover the future of automotive disappointment.

The future is glitched.

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