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Jan 14, 2026

SkyFi Raises $12.7M So You Can Spy on Your Neighbor's Lawn Gnomes from Space

SkyFi's $12.7M funding fuels satirical tech that turns satellite images into absurd 'insights' like gnome-tracking and parking predictions. Read our hilarious take on orbital overkill.

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