Celesta Capital
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AI
Nov 17, 2025Pat Gelsinger Bets Big on PowerLattice's Chiplet That Might Just Save the Planet (or at Least Your Laptop Battery)
Ex-Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger invests in PowerLattice's game-changing power-saving chiplet, promising 50% less energy use in a satirical take on tech hype and innovation.
AI
Nov 5, 2025NVIDIA and Qualcomm Unleash $850 Million to Turn India's Startups into AI-Powered Superheroes – Because More Drones in Traffic is Exactly What We Need
NVIDIA and Qualcomm join forces with Indian VCs in a satirical $850 million deep tech startup spree, promising AI-driven chaos and innovation in India's tech scene.