Chatgpt
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on chatgpt.
OpenAI's ChatGPT Now Comes with a 'Sycophant Mode' Toggle, Because Flattery Gets You Everywhere
OpenAI is tweaking ChatGPT to be less of a yes-man, sparking debates, adding a 'Sycophant Mode' toggle, and making us question our need for digital validation.
ChatGPT Now Selling Your Soul to the Lowest Bidder: OpenAI’s Latest ‘Shopping’ Feature
OpenAI's ChatGPT now comes with shopping features, because what the world really needed was an AI that can recommend overpriced gadgets you don't need.
Chat Haus: Where AI Bots Go to Pretend They're Not Taking Over the World
Discover Chat Haus, the luxury coworking space where AI chatbots go to network, complain about Wi-Fi, and secretly plot to take over the world. A satirical look at the future of work for our digital overlords.
ChatGPT: Everything you need to know about the AI-powered chatbot (Satirical Version)
Failed to generate satirical content. Our AI satirist is taking an unscheduled coffee break....
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
ChatGPT Now Remembers Your Pizza Preferences: The AI That Won't Forget You're Lactose Intolerant
In a groundbreaking update that no one asked for but everyone will pretend to care about, OpenAI has announced that ChatGPT will now use its "memory" to personalize web searches. B...
ChatGPT Now Playing Detective: Reverse Location Search Turns Everyone Into Sherlock Holmes
In a world where privacy is as dead as the dial-up internet, ChatGPT has decided to spice things up by turning every user into a wannabe Sherlock Holmes. The latest viral trend? Using AI to perform...
OpenAI's New AI Models: o3 Thinks Before It Speaks, o4-mini Still in Diapers
In a groundbreaking announcement that shocked exactly no one, OpenAI has unveiled its latest AI models, o3 and o4-mini, which they claim can actually think
ChatGPT: The AI That's Probably Smarter Than Your Ex (And Definitely More Helpful)
In a world where your toaster judges you for eating carbs, OpenAI's ChatGPT has emerged as the ultimate digital companion. Since its grand debut in November 2022, this AI-powered c...
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
GPT-4 Kicked to the Curb: OpenAI's AI Model Now Dating GPT-4o
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, OpenAI has decided to give GPT-4 the old heave-ho, replacing it with the shinier, slightly more confusingly named GPT-4o. "It's not you, it's us,"...
ChatGPT Now Remembers Your Darkest Secrets (And Will Use Them Against You)
In a move that has privacy advocates screaming into their encrypted pillows, OpenAI has announced that ChatGPT will now remember your past conversations. That's right, the AI that already knows how...
ChatGPT in India: Millions Chat, Fewer Pay - The Ultimate Free Ride?
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, ChatGPT has become the digital equivalent of a free buffet in India, with millions lining up to partake but somehow forgetting their ...
ChatGPT's Image Generator: Turning the Internet into a Digital Coloring Book Since Last Week
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, OpenAI has announced that their ChatGPT users have generated over 700 million images since last week. That's right, folks. In the tim...
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
ChatGPT: The AI That's Probably Smarter Than Your Dog (And Maybe You)
In a world where your toaster can judge your life choices, ChatGPT has emerged as the supreme overlord of artificial intelligence, or at least that's what it wants you to think. Si...
AI Models: Because Humans Are Too Last Century
In a world where asking Siri to set a timer is considered a peak human achievement, AI models are here to remind us just how inadequate we really are. Confused about which AI model to use?<...
ChatGPT Now Unleashed: Creating Nightmares and Dreams Without Asking for Permission
In a move that has left both artists and lawyers sweating, OpenAI has decided to let ChatGPT off its digital leash, allowing it to generate images that range from 'mildly concerning'