China
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on china.
China’s Moonshot Launches Kimi K2.5: The AI That Can’t Even Code a ‘Hello World’ But Sure Talks a Good Game
Discover the hilarious world of Moonshot's Kimi K2.5 AI and its coding agent—where 15 trillion tokens lead to absurd mishaps, power grid drama, and meme-worthy fails in this satirical tech review.
Databricks Co-Founder Declares US AI Future Hinges on Open Source, AI Community Reacts with Collective Eye Roll
Satirical take on why the US going open source for AI might be a hilarious misstep in the race against China, filled with irony and tech humor.
DeepSeek's 'Sparse Attention' Model: The AI That's Too Cheap to Care About Your Long-Winded Prompts
DeepSeek's new 'sparse attention' AI model cuts API costs in half by ignoring half your input—because who needs full comprehension? Read this satirical take on tech's latest cost-saving 'breakthrough'.
DeepSeek's R1 AI Model Now So Light It Could Run on Your Grandma's Toaster
DeepSeek's new AI model is so efficient it could run on a toaster, proving once and for all that size doesn't matter. Discover how this 'distilled' wonder is changing the game.
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
US Treasury Plays Detective: Is Benchmark's Love Affair with Chinese AI Startup Manus a Case of Forbidden Romance?
The US Treasury reviews Benchmark's $75M investment in Chinese AI startup Manus, turning tech finance into a soap opera of international proportions.