Coding
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on coding.
AI Creator Suggests Developers 'Touch Grass' and Play More - Experts Horrified by Non-Productive Advice
AI creator Peter Steinberger suggests developers be more 'playful' - causing panic in Silicon Valley. Satirical take on tech culture's obsession with burnout and productivity.
Xcode 26.3: Now Your Code Writes Itself While You Perfect Your Coffee-Fetching Skills
Xcode 26.3 introduces AI that codes for you, turning developers into prompt whisperers while Claude and Codex debate the meaning of semicolons. Satirical look at the future of programming.
Vibe-Coding App Fiasco: Emergent Raises $23M So You Can Build Apps with Your 'Good Vibes'
Emergent's $23M funding for vibe-coding apps lets users build software with emotions instead of code. Read this satirical take on tech's latest absurd trend.
Lightrun's AI Now Debugging Code and Bank Accounts with $70M Funding
Lightrun's AI secures $70M to debug code in production, proving that even bugs can be profitable if you throw enough AI at them.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...
Wasp's Platform: The Digital Duct Tape of Web Development or Just Another Pie in the Sky?
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (also known as Silicon Valley), a brave soul named Matija Šošić embarked on a perilous quest. His mission? To navigate the treacherous, fragmented dev tool...