Cohere
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on cohere.
Cohere's 'Tiny Aya' AI Now Speaks 70+ Languages, But Still Can't Order a Decent Coffee
Cohere's Tiny Aya AI models boast support for over 70 languages, but our satirical take reveals the hilarious absurdities of multilingual tech that still can't handle basic human quirks.
Cohere's $240M 'AI Money Printer' Spits Out IPO Dreams While Rivals Plot Its Demise
A hilarious take on Cohere's $240M revenue and IPO plans, poking fun at AI hype, enterprise FOMO, and Silicon Valley absurdities—all while keeping it tech-savvy and entertaining.
Ex-AI Boss Says 'Bigger is Dumber,' Launches Startup to Stop the AI Arms Race
Sara Hooker's new startup mocks AI scaling race with adaptive models. Read this satirical take on why bigger isn't always better in tech.
Cohere's $7B Valuation: When AI Startups Become Unstoppable Money-Making Machines, Now With AMD's Sparkle
Cohere hits a hilarious $7B valuation in record time, partnering with AMD in a satirical tech tale of money, AI, and absurd growth that'll make you laugh and cry.
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
Cohere's $6.8B Valuation: Because Who Needs Consumers When You Have Enterprise FOMO?
Cohere hits a $6.8B valuation as investors bet big on enterprise LLMs that consumers will never use but corporations will pay a fortune for. Because who needs practical AI when you can have buzzwords?
AI Startup Cohere Eats Ottogrid for Breakfast: A Tale of Corporate Cannibalism in the Tech World
AI startup Cohere's latest acquisition of Ottogrid is less about market research and more about adding another trophy to its startup graveyard. Find out why this deal is as mysterious as it is hilarious.