Compute
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on compute.
Thinking Machines Lab Inks Deal with Nvidia: Enough Power to Run a City, or Just Your Next AI Cat Meme?
Thinking Machines Lab and Nvidia strike a gigawatt deal so massive, it could power a city or just generate endless AI memes. Satire on tech's absurd power plays.
Mark Zuckerberg's AI Power Grab: Meta to Harness the Sun, Moon, and Your Data to Fuel World-Dominating AI
Meta's new AI infrastructure initiative promises to consume more energy than a small star, all while trying to save the world with ads and sarcasm-free algorithms. Read our satirical take on Zuckerberg's latest power play.
Nvidia's Rubin Chip Architecture: The Latest Silicon That Will Make Your Old GPU Cry
Nvidia's new Rubin chip architecture promises AI so smart it can write sonnets and bankrupt you. Read our satirical take on the latest silicon sensation that will make your old GPU cry.
Clarifai's New Reasoning Engine: Making AI Faster, Cheaper, and Possibly Smarter Than Your Boss
Clarifai's new AI reasoning engine promises speed and cost savings in a satirical take that highlights the absurdity of tech innovation. A funny read for AI enthusiasts.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...