Consumer Electronics Show 2026
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on consumer electronics show 2026.
AI
Jan 7, 2026Caterpillar's AI Excavator: Because Dirt Has Feelings Too, and It Wants to Complain to the Manager
Caterpillar and Nvidia team up to bring AI to construction equipment, resulting in moody excavators that debate dirt quality and demand artistic integrity. A satirical take on tech innovation in heavy machinery.
AI
Jan 6, 2026Intel's New Handheld Gaming Chip: Because Your Phone Wasn't Already Overheating Enough
Intel's new handheld gaming chip promises to revolutionize portable play—if it doesn't melt your hands first. A satirical take on tech's hottest (literally) new trend.
AI
Jan 6, 2026AMD's New AI Chips: Because Your PC Needs Therapy and Your Games Need to Judge You
AMD's new AI processors at CES promise to revolutionize computing by making your PC judgmental about your gaming skills, life choices, and browser history. Because what's better than raw performance? Silicon-based sarcasm.