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Dec 23, 2025

Founder Fumbles First, Funders Fork Over Fortune for Second Stab at Same Snore-Fest: Affordable Custom Home Design

Satirical tech news: A founder's second startup for affordable custom home design gets funded, proving failure is the new success in Silicon Valley.

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