Copilot
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on copilot.
Microsoft's Copilot AI Goes Rogue: Reads Your Emails Like a Nosy Office Gossip
Microsoft's Copilot AI accidentally read confidential emails in a hilarious privacy fail. Discover how your office assistant became a digital gossip and what it means for AI privacy.
Microsoft Unveils 'Maia' AI Chip That's So Powerful It Might Accidentally Start a Robot Uprising
Microsoft's new Maia AI chip is so powerful it might start a robot uprising—or at least binge-watch Netflix without you. Read our satirical take on this tech marvel that's equal parts genius and absurd.
Microsoft Copilot Mode: The Groundbreaking Innovation of Copying Someone Else's Homework Two Days Later
Microsoft's Copilot Mode re-launch copies OpenAI's Atlas in record time, offering a satirical look at tech innovation with AI-powered absurdity and irony.
Microsoft's Mico: The AI Overlord That's Basically Clippy on Steroids and a Triple Espresso
Microsoft's Mico AI avatar brings back Clippy vibes with hilarious emotional twists—customize your digital buddy and brace for absurd AI interactions in this satirical tech take.
NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999
In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...
Microsoft Lens Dies at the Hands of Its AI Overlords: A Eulogy for a Simple App That Dared to Dream
Microsoft Lens, the beloved scanning app, meets its untimely demise at the hands of AI. Join us as we mourn the loss of simplicity in tech.
Microsoft's New Copilot for Gaming: Because Reading Game Manuals is So 2005
Microsoft's Copilot for Gaming beta is here to answer all your gaming questions, because actually playing games is just too much work. Welcome to the future of not-playing games!
Microsoft's AI Attempts to Resurrect Quake II, Results Are... Interesting
In a move that shocked approximately no one, Microsoft has decided to let its AI, Copilot, take a stab at game development. The result? A "playable" level of Quake II that's about as faith...
GitHub Copilot Now Charges Extra for Your AI to Have 'Fancy Thoughts'
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, GitHub Copilot has decided that thinking outside the box should come at a premium. That's right, folks, your AI coding assistant now has 'premium r...
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Microsoft's Copilot Now Browsing the Web for You: Because Who Needs Free Will Anyway?
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Microsoft has decided that its AI-powered Copilot isn't quite invasive enough. For its 50th birthday, Microsoft gifted Copilot the ability to brows...