Corporate Venture Arms
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on corporate venture arms.
Nvidia's AI Empire: How They're Buying the Future, One Startup at a Time (and Why We're All Just Bystanders)
Explore Nvidia's hilarious AI startup investments, from robot butlers to emotional pet tech, in this satirical take on tech giant spending sprees.
Nvidia's AI Startup Hoarding Spree: How They're Buying the Future One Absurd Idea at a Time
Dive into Nvidia's hilarious AI startup investments, from emotion-sensing pets to meta-AI supervisors, in this satirical take on tech's wildest spending spree.
Nvidia’s AI Shopping Spree: Buying the Future One Startup at a Time
Nvidia's AI investment spree is as bold as it is bewildering. From sentient toasters to self-driving scooters, we take a hilarious look at where all that cash is going.
Nvidia’s AI Empire: Because Buying the Whole Silicon Valley Was Too Subtle
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Nvidia has decided to not just lead the AI revolution but to literally own it. The tech giant, known for turning gamers into miners and then back into game...
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...