Crm

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on crm.

AI
Feb 11, 2026

AI Sales Startup Monaco Promises to Replace Salesforce by Making Your CRM Smarter Than You

Sam Blond's AI sales startup Monaco promises to revolutionize CRM with overhyped AI features, backed by big names but delivering satire on tech's obsession with artificial intelligence.

Fundraising
Dec 4, 2025

Brevo Becomes Unicorn: Now Offers CRM That Actually Cares About Your Customers (Unlike Those Other Guys)

Brevo's $583M funding proves treating customers like humans might just be the next big thing in CRM. Silicon Valley is shaking in its hoodies.

AI
Nov 5, 2025

Goldman Sachs Invests Billions in MoEngage to Make Customer Engagement Unavoidable and Possibly Creepy

Goldman Sachs invests heavily in MoEngage's global expansion, turning customer engagement into a hilarious, slightly creepy adventure that might just target your pet next.

AI
Oct 8, 2025

Zendesk's AI Agent Now Solves 80% of Support Issues, and 100% of Your Will to Live

Zendesk's new AI agent claims to solve 80% of support issues, but in this satirical take, it might just solve your patience instead. Read on for a hilarious look at automated customer service gone wild.

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordPass Business: Because Remembering Passwords Is So 1999

In an era where your smart fridge can order milk but can't remember its own password, NordPass Business swoops in to save the day. Offering seamless password security for your company, it ensures t...

Sponsored Content
AI
Sep 30, 2025

CommanderAI Promises to Turn Trash into Treasure with Their AI-Powered Waste Management CRM

CommanderAI's AI-powered CRM for waste management promises to revolutionize trash tracking with absurd features like emotional bin analysis and waste-fluencer social media. Read this satirical take on tech hype in sanitation.

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