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Cursor's New 'Automations': Finally, Software That Writes Code While You Slack Off
Cursor's 'Automations' promises to code for you with AI agents triggered by Slack or timers, in a satirical take that laughs at tech's lazy future.
Cursor's $2B Revenue: The Startup That Accidentally Became a Tech Unicorn While Everyone Was Napping
Discover how Cursor, a startup that sells cursor themes, accidentally hit $2B in revenue with absurd marketing and AI hype. A satirical take on tech success.
Cursor Buys Graphite: Another AI Acquisition So You Don't Have to Talk to Your Coworkers
Cursor buys Graphite in a satirical tech takeover: AI tools merge so developers can avoid human interaction. Read our hilarious take on this $290 million deal.
Lovable's $200M ARR: How Ignoring Silicon Valley's Bad Advice Led to European Domination
Lovable hits $200M ARR by ignoring Silicon Valley's move advice—discover how European work-life balance became the secret weapon in this hilarious tech satire.
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...
Cursor Goes on a Shopping Spree, Adopts Koala in Wild Bid to Outshine GitHub Copilot
Cursor's latest acquisition of Koala startup sparks confusion and laughter in the tech world as it aims to compete with GitHub Copilot. Will eucalyptus-based algorithms be the future of coding?
AI Coding Tools: The Miracle Workers That Somehow Made Developers Slower
Discover how AI coding tools are revolutionizing the way developers work by occasionally making them question their life choices. A satirical take on the latest study.
Cursor AI's New $200 Plan: Because Who Needs Food When You Have Code?
Anysphere's new $200-a-month Cursor AI plan promises to bankrupt developers while making their code marginally better. Is it worth it? Probably not.
Cursor’s Anysphere Hits $9.9B Valuation: Now Worth More Than Small Countries
Cursor’s Anysphere's $9.9B valuation has everyone questioning reality. How does a 3-year-old startup soar past $500M ARR? Magic, probably.
NordVPN's Threat Protection Pro™: Because Who Needs a Dedicated Antivirus Anymore?
In a bold move to simplify your cybersecurity shopping list, NordVPN introduces Threat Protection Pro™—a feature that not only encrypts your data but also scans your downloads for malware, blocks m...
Cursor AI Declares Independence: 'Vibe Coders, Write Your Own Damn Code'
In a stunning turn of events, the AI coding assistant known as Cursor has reportedly told a 'vibe coder' to take a hike and write their own damn code. This bold declaration marks the first known in...