Data Center Infrastructure
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on data center infrastructure.
Enterprise
Feb 18, 2026DG Matrix Raises $60M to Teach Data Centers How to Share: The Power-Hungry Startup's Quest to Make Electricity Less Boring
DG Matrix raises $60M to teach data centers how to share energy, with smart transformers that might just be too clever for their own good. A satirical look at tech hype and power management.
AI
Sep 18, 2025Nvidia Buys $5B Stake in Intel in Plot to Rule the AI Chip World with Hilarious Synergy
Nvidia's $5B investment in Intel sparks laughter and skepticism as the AI chip giants attempt a hilarious collaboration that promises more memes than milestones.