Dating Apps
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on dating apps.
Tinder's Desperate Cry for Attention: From Digital Swipe Fatigue to 'IRL Cringe' and Virtual Awkwardness
Tinder's hilarious new IRL events and virtual speed dating features promise to turn online dating into a cringe-worthy adventure. Read our satirical take on this desperate revamp.
Bumble's New AI: Because Clearly Your Aunt's Dating Advice Wasn't Awkward Enough
Bumble's new AI features promise to revolutionize online dating by making it more awkward than ever. Discover why letting robots critique your selfies might not be the romantic breakthrough we needed.
Tinder's AI Savior: How Your Phone's Camera Roll Will Now Judge Your Love Life
Tinder's new AI feature tackles dating burnout by analyzing your Camera Roll – because nothing says love like letting a robot judge your photos. Read our satirical take on this tech 'innovation.'
Hinge's AI Convo Starters: Because Asking 'What's Your Favorite Color?' Is Now a Federal Offense in Dating
Hinge's new AI Convo Starters feature promises to save daters from boring small talk, but is it a genius matchmaker or a chaotic digital wingman? Explore the satire, irony, and absurdity of outsourcing romance to algorithms in this hilarious take on modern dating tech.
NordVPN: Because Who Doesn't Love Adding Extra Layers to Their Already Complicated Digital Lives?
In a world where your refrigerator might be spying on you, NordVPN heroically steps in to encrypt your every move. With over 7,000 servers worldwide, because who doesn't need that many options to w...
Tinder's AI Now Snoops Through Your Photos to Judge Your Love Life, Because Who Needs Privacy?
Tinder's new AI feature digs into your Camera Roll to find love, turning your photos into a comedy of errors. Read our satirical take on privacy, dating, and digital snooping.
Tinder's AI Now Judges Your Flirting Skills Because Humans Apparently Can't
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Tinder has decided that human judgment is so last century and has rolled out an AI-powered game to assess your...