Day One Ventures
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on day one ventures.
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Dec 4, 2025Why Every Startup Founder Must Become a TikTok Dancing, AI-Generating, Crypto-Promoting Influencer or Face Extinction, According to VC Guru Masha Bucher
VC guru Masha Bucher hilariously argues that startup success now hinges on becoming a social media influencer, not building a product, in this satirical take on tech trends.
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Dec 3, 2025VC Firm Charges $0 for PR, Unicorns Apparently Pay in Magic Beans and Exposure Bucks
A satirical take on a VC firm offering free PR services and producing 12 unicorns, exploring the absurdities of Silicon Valley hype with humor and irony.