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Mar 4, 2026

Decagon's AI Support Chatbot Casually Cashes Out at $4.5 Billion: 'I Just Wanted to Buy a Virtual Yacht'

Decagon's AI customer support startup hits a $4.5B valuation in a satirical tale of virtual yachts and robot-led tender offers. Read this hilarious take on tech absurdity!

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