Deep Tech
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on deep tech.
India's $1.1B Venture Capital Fund: Government Finally Decides to Gamble with Taxpayer Money on Startups That May or May Not Exist
India's $1.1B state-backed venture capital fund promises to revolutionize deep-tech startups, but with bureaucratic hurdles and absurd applications, it might just be the comedy show the tech world needs. Read our satirical take on this hilarious funding frenzy.
Nordic Founders Now Swinging So Hard They're Accidentally Launching Satellites
Discover how Nordic founders are turning absurd ideas into billion-dollar companies with humor, exaggeration, and a touch of Viking flair in this satirical tech news piece.
Nordic Tech Boom: From Hygge Startups to Billion-Dollar Fjord Fantasies
Discover how the Nordic tech scene's rise from cozy startups to absurd billion-dollar ventures blends innovation with hilarious irony in this satirical take.
NVIDIA and Qualcomm Unleash $850 Million to Turn India's Startups into AI-Powered Superheroes – Because More Drones in Traffic is Exactly What We Need
NVIDIA and Qualcomm join forces with Indian VCs in a satirical $850 million deep tech startup spree, promising AI-driven chaos and innovation in India's tech scene.
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...
Wave Function Ventures: Quantum Leaps Into Absurdity With $15 Million Fund
Jamie Gull's Wave Function Ventures raises $15 million for absurd deep tech investments, blending quantum humor with startup satire.