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Dec 23, 2025Crypto Hackers Pocket $2.7B in 2025, Achieve 'Most Theft Ever' Hat-Trick in Digital Currency Heist Olympics
Crypto hackers break theft records again in 2025, stealing $2.7B in a hilarious display of digital incompetence and irony. Read our satirical take on the never-ending heist saga.
Crypto
Oct 7, 2025North Korea's Crypto Heist Hits $2 Billion: Kim Jong-un Now Accepting Bitcoin for Nuclear Missiles
North Korean hackers steal $2 billion in crypto in 2025, sparking satire on their digital heists, blockchain security, and Kim Jong-un's absurd funding schemes. Read this hilarious take on cybercrime gone wild!