Drones
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on drones.
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Jan 12, 2026Harmattan AI's $200M Series B: Because Nothing Says 'Innovation' Like Letting Fighter Jets Fund Your AI
Harmattan AI raises $200M from Dassault Aviation, becoming a defense unicorn in a satirical tale of AI, fighter jets, and absurd tech funding. Read our hilarious take on this tech news.
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Nov 17, 2025Bone AI's $12M Defense Robotics: Because Who Needs Human Soldiers When You Have Sarcastic Androids?
Bone AI's $12M funding fuels AI defense robots with sarcasm and absurd features, challenging giants in a hilarious tech satire.