Earnings
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on earnings.
Nvidia's Record Quarter: CEO Jensen Huang Admits They've Run Out of Numbers to Count Money With
Nvidia's latest earnings report reveals record profits amid absurd capex spending, while gamers trade kidneys for GPUs and Jensen Huang's jacket becomes sentient. Satire at its most profitable.
Mark Zuckerberg Vows 2026 Will Be the Year Your Toaster Becomes a Supergenius (and Maybe Sells You Socks)
Mark Zuckerberg's 2026 AI plans promise super-smart assistants that might just sell you socks while judging your life choices. A satirical take on tech's latest buzz.
Nvidia's AI Cash Tsunami: $57 Billion Revenue Proves GPUs Are the New Gold Rush
Nvidia's $57 billion revenue silences AI bubble fears with humor and exaggeration. Discover how GPUs became the new gold in this satirical tech take.
Intel's Foundry Fiasco: Billions in the Bank, but Still Can't Figure Out How to Make Chips
Intel's $20 billion Q3 boost can't hide their foundry failures in this hilarious take on tech woes. Read why billions in the bank aren't buying silicon success.
NordLocker: Because Who Doesn't Want to Encrypt Their Cat Photos?
In a world where even your toaster might be plotting against you, NordLocker steps up to encrypt your files with military-grade algorithms. Now, you can securely store your grocery lists and vacati...