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Feb 26, 2026

Einride's Self-Driving Trucks Raise $113M: Because Who Needs Human Drivers When You Can Have Robots That Nap?

Einride raises $113M for self-driving trucks that might revolutionize logistics or just get lost in a philosophical debate. Read our satirical take on the future of autonomous vehicles.

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