Electric Vehicles

Selected reporting and mythical analysis on electric vehicles.

Fundraising
Mar 5, 2026

Zeno's $25M 'Battery-Swap' Motorbikes: When Apple Meets Tesla in a Startup That Can't Even Swap a Light Bulb

Zeno raises $25M for battery-swap motorbikes, blending Tesla's chaos with Apple's simplicity in a startup that's redefining 'convenience'—one stuck battery at a time. Satirical tech news at its finest.

AI
Dec 9, 2025

Rivian's New AI Assistant: Because Your Electric Truck Needs a Therapist More Than a Charging Port

Rivian announces Grizzle, an AI assistant that offers therapy sessions during traffic jams and judges your life choices while you parallel park. Because your electric truck needs emotional intelligence more than range.

Fundraising
Nov 13, 2025

Harbinger Electrifies FedEx with $160M for 50 Trucks That Might Actually Deliver

Harbinger's $160M funding for electric FedEx trucks is a hilarious leap into tech absurdity—imagine trucks so expensive they deliver irony along with packages.

Fundraising
Sep 23, 2025

Telo's Mini Trucks: The $20 Million Solution to Making Your Groceries Feel Like a Road Trip

Discover how Telo's $20 million funding for tiny electric trucks is turning urban travel into a hilarious game of 'Will It Fit?' with satire and wit.

Sponsored
Mar 31, 2026

NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?

In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...

Sponsored Content
Fundraising
Sep 18, 2025

EV Realty's Zany Plan: Turning Empty Lots into Electric Truck Charging Hubs That Power More Than Just Vehicles

Discover EV Realty's hilarious take on solving electric truck charging woes with real estate investments that are more absurd than innovative. A satirical look at tech trends.

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