Electric Vehicles
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on electric vehicles.
Zeno's $25M 'Battery-Swap' Motorbikes: When Apple Meets Tesla in a Startup That Can't Even Swap a Light Bulb
Zeno raises $25M for battery-swap motorbikes, blending Tesla's chaos with Apple's simplicity in a startup that's redefining 'convenience'—one stuck battery at a time. Satirical tech news at its finest.
Rivian's New AI Assistant: Because Your Electric Truck Needs a Therapist More Than a Charging Port
Rivian announces Grizzle, an AI assistant that offers therapy sessions during traffic jams and judges your life choices while you parallel park. Because your electric truck needs emotional intelligence more than range.
Harbinger Electrifies FedEx with $160M for 50 Trucks That Might Actually Deliver
Harbinger's $160M funding for electric FedEx trucks is a hilarious leap into tech absurdity—imagine trucks so expensive they deliver irony along with packages.
Telo's Mini Trucks: The $20 Million Solution to Making Your Groceries Feel Like a Road Trip
Discover how Telo's $20 million funding for tiny electric trucks is turning urban travel into a hilarious game of 'Will It Fit?' with satire and wit.
NordStellar's 'Special' Offer: Because Who Doesn't Want to Monitor the Dark Web for Their Leaked Lunch Menu?
In today's digital age, where even your smart toaster could be plotting against you, NordStellar swoops in with their 'special' offer to help businesses monitor the dark web for any mention of thei...
EV Realty's Zany Plan: Turning Empty Lots into Electric Truck Charging Hubs That Power More Than Just Vehicles
Discover EV Realty's hilarious take on solving electric truck charging woes with real estate investments that are more absurd than innovative. A satirical look at tech trends.