Electricity
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on electricity.
Tem's AI-Powered Electricity Market Revolution: Now With 300% More Buzzwords and Zero Actual Electricity
Tem raises $75M to use AI for electricity markets in what experts call 'the most expensive way to rediscover that electricity costs money.' Satirical tech news about AI startups solving problems that may not exist.
Veir's Superconductors: Data Centers So Cool, They're Practically Frozen in Time
Veir's superconducting data centers use tech so cool it's freezing servers and irony alike—read this satirical take on how Microsoft-backed innovation is chilling the tech world.
Data Centers vs. Your Wallet: The Epic Battle for Electricity in the AI Apocalypse
Discover how data centers and AI are turning electricity bills into comedy gold in this satirical take on the energy crisis. Laugh your way through power-hungry tech absurdities!
Trump's Revolutionary Plan: Powering Data Centers with Coal Because Nothing Says 'Future' Like the 1800s
In a groundbreaking move that has left environmentalists weeping and historians scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump has announced his latest masterstroke: endorsing coal as the pr...
Skylum's Luminar & X-Membership: Because Your Selfies Deserve a Red Carpet Entrance
In an era where your camera roll looks like a tragic comedy, Skylum’s Luminar teams up with the exclusive X-Membership to transform your humble snapshots into blockbuster-worthy works of art—becaus...