Energy
Selected reporting and mythical analysis on energy.
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Dec 1, 2025Data Centers to Power the Sun: How 300% More Energy Will Save the Planet (By Accident)
Data centers are set to consume 300% more energy by 2035, turning electricity bills into sci-fi adventures and grid monitors into comedians. Dive into this satirical take on tech's power-hungry future.
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Nov 1, 2025Data Centers vs. Your Wallet: The Epic Battle for Electricity in the AI Apocalypse
Discover how data centers and AI are turning electricity bills into comedy gold in this satirical take on the energy crisis. Laugh your way through power-hungry tech absurdities!
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Sep 19, 2025Octopus Energy Unleashes Kraken: The $500 Million Tentacle Tangle That's Coming for Your Wallet
Octopus Energy's Kraken platform spinoff promises a $500 million AI revolution in utility billing, but is it just a mythical money grab? Read our satirical take on this tech tale.